like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
