So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I CAN MOONWALK!
I think my fart just growled at me.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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