Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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