they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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