is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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