Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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