Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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