I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
