Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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