Only a mothe r could love this liver
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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