doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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