Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I think I just sharted jello shots
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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