it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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