He is an equal opportunity slut.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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