Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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