You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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