glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
be right there i have to get my cape
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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