Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
