I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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