you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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