Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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