One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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