have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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