If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
