so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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