We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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