The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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