what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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