I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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