ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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