There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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