That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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