He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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