It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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