I'm really into asian looking animals
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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