i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
im on a boat
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