Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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