3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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