Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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