Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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