He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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