you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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