Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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