Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
