the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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