Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Randomize
