"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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