thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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