Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Is it because I queefed?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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