You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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