I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Omg I joined a choir last night...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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