She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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