just tell him i said nine months
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize
