Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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