If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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